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October 1, 2013

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Desperate Senior Puts ‘Object Permanence’ on his Resume

Nooz Staff13 years ago04 mins

       In an effort to secure a job after graduation, Carl Collins ’14 indicated “object permanence” as a “Special Skill” on his professional resume. The ability to understand that objects exist even when not being directly observed is believed to be acquired in almost all humans before the age of two, but Collins…

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