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October 16, 2013

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New Study Determines that Becky is, in Fact, a Bitch

Nooz Staff12 years ago03 mins

ITHACA- Researchers in Cornell’s Human Development Lab released data this weekend that suggests local student Becky Havers is, in fact, such a bitch. Havers has been known around campus as “a huge skank” and “so full of drama,” however, this information had not been validated until now. Using a variety of data metrics include a…

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