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First Semester AEM Freshman Demands Goldman Sachs Summer Internship

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

After evaluating the many lucrative opportunities available to AEM majors, Dyson School freshman Jessica Stern decided it was time to let Goldman Sachs know she was ready to intern over the summer at the Wall Street conglomerate.  While Goldman has a strict policy against allowing inexperienced freshmen to intern for them, Jessica believes the skills…

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