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December 18, 2013

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Cornell Students Rejoice for Being Smarter Than at Least One Harvard Student

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY- Earlier this week, Harvard Student Eldo Kim was apprehended for his attempt to defer a final exam by calling in a bomb threat to several campus buildings. Perhaps a silver lining to this reckless and selfish act lies in the comfort felt by thousands of Cornell Students, who could now confirm their intellectual…

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Sorority Establishes Feudalistic Fiefdom on Third Floor Mann

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

In a hostile takeover this past week, the Cornell chapter of sorority Sigma Kappa Tau ruthlessly overtook and installed their own dominion over the third floor of Mann Library. The monarchy, established with Lady Jenny Harquist ’14 as lord-protector of the realm, expects all students studying on 3 Mann to be vassals of the new…

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