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January 18, 2014

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Freshman Caught Masturbating During Contacts

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

At approximately 10:09 pm, members of Kappa Chi fraternity entered the dorm room of Jeff Grossman ’17 to find the freshman AEM major vigorously masturbating. The fraternity members entered Grossman’s single with the intention of delivering positive feedback regarding his rush process so far. “Jeff seemed like a cool kid. He’s been coming by all…

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