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January 20, 2014

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House Your Dad Was in Now Full of Douchebags

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA, NY- Recent studies show that the fraternity your dad was a member of is now completely full of douchebags. This news comes as a disappointment after dad’s encouragingly fond memories of his Greek experience from 1980-1984. “These guys were my best friends, and I owe everything to the house,” said Dad, “I can’t imagine…

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Female Rushees Selflessly Donate Boots Outside Sorority Houses

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, N.Y. – Although Rush Week at Cornell University can be hectic for the many involved, the stress has been overshadowed by what many are calling a “selfless outpouring of giving.” Multiple sources confirmed that female rushees are donating their footwear to the needy Ithaca community by leaving their boots outside sorority houses. “Uggs, Hunters,…

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