January 22, 2014

Amid Divorce, Fun Professor Prepares First Day Of Class Jokes

Nooz Staff13 years ago13 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY – Students of Harold Gerdfich were elated to find out the “totally down to earth” professor is preparing a tight 5 minutes of standup for the first day of class, despite undergoing divorce proceedings that will likely leave him penniless, alone, and eventually suicidal. “The kids just love it when I do self-deprecating…

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“Spring” Semester Also Cold

Nooz Staff13 years ago13 years ago01 mins

ITHACA, NY-Upon returning to campus this week, freshmen were surprised to learn that this semester would also be cold. “Of course I had heard a lot about Ithaca’s infamous winters, but I figured the spring semester would be warmer,” said Francesca Napoli ’17, whose hometown of Millburn, New Jersey features four distinct seasons. “I typically…

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January 22, 2014

Amid Divorce, Fun Professor Prepares First Day Of Class Jokes

“Spring” Semester Also Cold