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January 28, 2014

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AEM to Add Classes Based on The Wolf of Wall Street

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY-Although Martin Scorsese’s blockbuster The Wolf of Wall Street came out just weeks ago, students are already demanding more classes that will jumpstart their career aspirations of emulating the lifestyle of Jordan Belfort, protagonist of the film. Cornell has already responded to student’s demands, and has started creating classes that will be added to…

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Mayor Svante Myrick Missing for Weeks, Found at Home Playing X-Box

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

After a stressful and tense week at Ithaca town hall, the Mayoral staff was relieved to find Svante Myrick after his disappearance one week ago. “We figured he just got lost. He does that sometimes, but he usually comes back after a few days.” explained Myrick’s chief of staff Alex Ellers. Ellers continued “One time…

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Food Science Major Trying Every Variety of Hot Pocket “For Research”

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA, NY – Jeff Henderson, a Food Science major in the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences, described to reporters Friday that his endeavor to taste all available flavors of the microwavable turnover brand Hot Pockets is a part of his departmental research under the mentorship of Professor Sheila Reynolds. “The goal of research is…

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