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January 30, 2014

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Student Receives Acclaim for Stupid and Unoriginal Joke About the Weather

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY—While walking up the slope from her dorm on West Campus last Wednesday, Michelle Boyer ’16 could not help but notice the frigid temperatures and grey weather surrounding her. Despite this climate being quite normal for the region, and this already being her second year on The Hill, Boyer remained puzzled by what she…

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Class of 2059 Disappointed By “Ugly” and “Dated” Gates Hall

Nooz Staff12 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA-X7, NY –  Bright eyed freshmen teeming around campus this August  seem to share a similar complaint: Gates hall has got to go. The building, erected in 2014, was once a modern marvel created with a cutting-edge glass, a modern foundation and an innovative solar powered array. Today, the building sits unused and  has been…

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