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High School Valedictorian Incapable of Completing Basic Household Tasks

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

Graduating at the top of her class from Pebble Hill high school in 2012, Janice Ward, a sophomore in Cornell’s mechanical engineering program, had her choice of collegiate destinations. “ I was looking at Brown, and the University of Michigan, but ultimately I just felt the most comfortable here.” said Ward in her repulsive College…

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