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February 7, 2014

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Balch Girls’ Hotness Causes Fire

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY – Confusion and fear filled North Campus early this morning, when a fire started in Unit 1 of the all-girl’s dorm Balch Hall. Sources report that the cause of the fire, a mystery at first, is now being attributed to the ridiculous hotness of Balch babes. A creepy Ithaca fireman at the scene…

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