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Student Assembly Vice President Connivingly Narrates All of Her Actions Out Loud

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY – In an action that has confused friends and family alike, Student Assembly vice president Sarah Balik has begun reasoning all of her thoughts out loud, often employing obscure metaphors. “The thing about swine is that they always seem to love the muck they live in. Why wouldn’t they? It’s all they know….

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