February 25, 2014

Headlines

“Hi, Mind If We Ask You a Quick Question?” Admitted Student’s Family Member Somehow Inside of Your Room
5 hours ago5 hours ago
Collegetown Driver Pulls Lever, Changes Course to Hit One Pedestrian instead of Usual Five
1 day ago
Hundreds of Miscreant Agitators Occupying Arts Quad Without Activity Permit
2 days ago2 days ago
Functional Olin Library Renovation Optimizes Space for Students to Wander Around in Search of Empty Seat
3 days ago3 days ago
“Let My People Go”: Pharaonic Professor Still Lecturing Three Minutes After Class Ended
5 days ago5 days ago
New GoFundMe Started By An “M. Kotlikoff” Sets Ambitious Goal of $1 Billion
1 week ago1 week ago

Black History Month Going Well

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA, NY – Cornell University is pleased to confirm that Black History Month is actually going pretty well this year. “Honestly, everything considered, BHM’s been pretty solid this year,” said a junior Cornellian. “In general, the entirety of Black History Month seems to have gone according to plan, which I would consider a success. We’re…

Cornell “EARS” offers new “NOSES” Program for Students in Need of Someone to Smell Them

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

When students find themselves over-stressed by Cornell’s rigorous academic environment, some might feel trapped, show signs of depression, or generally feel that they have nobody to smell, or to smell them. The New Olfactory Service for Emotional Support (NOSES) is an attempt by the Dean of Students’ office to provide a constructive outlet for a…