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Students Get Juice at New Temple of Seuss!

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

Goldwin Smith houses kids on humanities tracks, But often those kids are in need of some snacks! There’s not enough food in professors’ discourses, After all, college students eat fully grown horses. So then where do you go to get your daily fill? Is there a place with a kitchen? A crockpot? A grill? There’s…

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“Big Red” Nickname Changed Following Opposition by Colorblind

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY- In an effort to remain one of the country’s most welcoming, friendly, and accommodating universities, Cornell, behind the leadership of its President David Skorton, has decided to rename it’s mascot, “Big Red,” to be more colorblind friendly.  Skorton said today in a press conference, “we want all Cornellians to be able to have…

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Students, Faculty Upset Campus-to-Campus Bus Doesn’t Stop in Qatar

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

In a move widely seen as “misleading” and “unfair” by students and faculty across the Cornell community, the administration announced Friday that Cornell’s Campus to Campus bus would not be adding a stop at the Cornell Medical School in Qatar. “If you’re going to call it a campus to campus bus,” Joe Armisen ‘14 noted,…

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Cornell Announces New 3D Net-Print Program

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY – Student Faculty Chair Thomas Andersen announced yesterday that Cornell plans to expand its Net-Print service to include 3D printing by the end of next year. The plans have already been met with both praise and skepticism. As of press time, the futuristic printing service would cost $90 per cubic foot. “Cornell knows…

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