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Student with 1.7 GPA Likes Group Projects for Inexplicable Reason

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY – Various sources from the Engineering Quad have noted that Jared Wasserman, a sophomore computer science major with a 1.7 GPA, prefers group projects over any other type of class evaluation, yet can’t put his finger on precisely why. “You know, I just am not sure what it is. It might be the flexibility…

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