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Campus-Wide Panic Ensues Over Mysterious, Bright, Orange Sphere in Sky

Nooz Staff12 years ago03 mins

ITHACA, NY — A desperate panic broke out across campus today when a strange orange-yellow disc appeared in the sky. The appearance was marked by a change in the sky as well, as it turned an odd blue color, upsetting students who had grown accustomed to its normal, grey-black color. Students sought support from one…

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