University officials announced Monday that undergraduate tuition will increase by $1,920 beginning next year. CU Nooz provides the breakdown of exactly where that money will go on a per student basis.
- $10: Tuition increase commemorative baseball caps
- $15: Bronze statue of Touchdown the Big Red Bear counting money
- $5: Upgrades to dorm laundry facilities so that they accept cash
- $25: More hot food vending machines
- $400: Thrown directly into garbage
- $50: Funding for campus-wide program to uninstall electrical outlets, Wi-Fi routers
- $675: Paint
- $120: Hire employees to wait on Terrace salad line, make it appear longer
- $1: Jet Ski for Computer Science Professor Daisy Fan
- $155: Pinball machines
- $15: Emergency supplementary funds to bring not only Matt but also Kim to Slope Day
- $35: Processing Fee
- $250: For investing in penny stocks
- $4: Donation boxes
- $60: On-campus Arby’s franchise
- $100: More waterslides
