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March 26, 2014

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CUNooz’s Guide to Spring Break

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

If you travel to Mexico, don’t forget to drink the water. Or if you travel anywhere. Or if you don’t travel at all. Water is essential no matter where you are. To avoid the pain of a nasty sunburn, remember to regularly use a liberal amount of Tequila. Apply directly to skin. To relax on…

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Sorry You Just Couldn’t Get it Up: An Open Letter Regarding The Cornell Daily Sun Website

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago04 mins

Hey Cornell Daily Sun, You’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a perfectly natural problem that happens to every publication with a functional web presence. You just couldn’t get it up. Look, we get it, you had a long day, you’re under a lot of stress from all that reporting you’ve been doing, and…

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