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April 24, 2014

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Students Camp Out Overnight Outside Terrace Salad Line

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA- In hopes of getting their hands on a highly coveted salad from the popular campus dining establishment, students slept outside Statler Hall’s Terrace Restaurant last night to be able to be the first ones online for the 10:30 a.m. opening. “We brought all sorts of supplies to last us the night. Tents, sleeping bags,…

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Gannett Student Health Insurance Doesn’t Cover Broken Dreams

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

Gannett Health Services issued an urgent reminder Wednesday that the Student Health Insurance does not cover broken dreams. “I thought Pre-Med would be a good idea,” complained AEM major Daphne Crawford ’15. “I told my parents not to worry that I only had a 2.3 GPA and that the student health plan would cover any…

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