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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat
Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup
Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President
Halloween Enthusiast Disappointed by Ithaca Wine & Spirits
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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat

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Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup

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Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President

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May 1, 2014

  • Cornell

April Showers Bring More May Showers

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA- As the semester nears an end, it has become apparent that April showers have brought more May showers to Ithaca. It had originally been predicted that the rain of the past month might have been leading up to May flowers, however it seems as though Ithaca will be experiencing more rain for the rest…

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  • Cornell

OP-ED: It’s a Fucking Tree. Just Keep Walking. I’m Late to Class.

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago03 mins

Goddammit. I hate all you people so much. Stop it. Seriously, just stop taking pictures of the cherry blossom tree. Don’t play dumb, you know which one I’m talking about, next to Olin library, its bright pink and in full bloom. Yeah, fucking magical. I get it. But you don’t need to take another photo…

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  • Cornell

Book in Back of Olin Stacks Beginning to Wonder If It Will Ever Get Checked Out

Nooz Staff12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA- Reports are surfacing that one book residing in Olin Library’s stacks is beginning to wonder if it will ever be checked out. “Spiel der Welten: Fiktionalität als narratives Paradigma in Mittelalter” (“Game of the Worlds: fictionality as a narrative paradigm in the Middle Ages”) has sat on its shelf on Olin’s 7th floor since…

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