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Student on Academic Probation Finds Real-Life Use for Calculus

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY — Steven Terry, ‘17 , placed on academic probation this spring, reportedly found a real-life application for Calculus when he realized that he needed to pass the course in order to enjoy all the benefits conferred by a university diploma. The struggling Freshman was studying in the stacks when he frustratedly asked those…

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