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August 27, 2014

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Junior Knows It’s Now, Never, or Next Year to Turn Things Around

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA- Testifying that this was going to be a deciding moment in her life, junior Cheryl Eisen ’16 said today that it is now, never, or next year to turn things around and really get her grades up. “I understand that I’ve been slacking for the past two years, but not anymore. It’s either I…

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