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Company Named After Darth Vader’s Lightsaber Scheduled To Offer Coffee Chats on Campus
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Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
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Ruloff’s Follows Popular Collegetown Bar Trend by Closing

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

COLLEGETOWN- In order to keep up in the competitive Collegetown bar scene, Ruloff’s has followed the path of many of its rivals Monday by closing forever. “It does seem like the thing to do if you’re a C-Town bar these days,” said senior Rich Beckham in front of the former night life hot spot. “All…

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Study: 95% of Free Condoms Given Out by Gannett Taken to Impress Friends

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA- In a study put out by Gannett Health Services, it was discovered that at least 95% of all free condoms given out in their main lobby are used by students to try to impress their friends. “I think I’ll just grab two for now, that should be fine for the next week or so”…

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