September 8, 2014

Headlines

Lab Partner Swears “It Feels Better Without Gloves”
23 hours ago23 hours ago
Op-Ed: My Candle Ritual Would Have Made My Situationship Like Me Back If the Fire Inspection Guys Hadn’t Confiscated It
2 days ago2 days ago
Student at Palantir Event Offended By Implication They Support Palantir
2 days ago2 days ago
Short Ginger Friend Hides Box of Edibles at End of Rainbow
5 days ago5 days ago
“It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare
6 days ago6 days ago
CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots
6 days ago6 days ago

Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…