September 8, 2014

Headlines

A.D. White Professor-At-Large Finally Apprehended
5 hours ago5 hours ago
Student Assembly Threatens Competence
1 day ago1 day ago
“Unfortunately, We Had Many Qualified Candidates,” Sings A Capella Group At 2am Outside Your Window
6 days ago6 days ago
Coefficient of Kinetic Friction Between You and Gray Slush Says Eat Shit Nerd
1 week ago1 week ago
Bing Chilling? February Break Spent Celebrating Chinese New Year In Auspicious Binghamton Getaway
1 week ago1 week ago
“Close Enough” Match Pairs Hundreds of Proximity-Based Situationships
2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…