September 8, 2014

Headlines

Guy Still Wearing Cayuga Med Wristband Monday After Halloweekend Really Wants You to Ask What Happened
13 hours ago13 hours ago
Instant Ramen Instructions Detail How To Burn Noodles, Pull Fire Alarm, Act Confused
2 days ago2 days ago
Kotlikoff Claims “You Can Fit A Turkey Up There”, Vague About What “There” Means
11 months ago11 months ago
“Next Stop, Binghamton!” OurBus Trip Goes South
11 months ago11 months ago
EDITORIAL: Please God, Let The Daily Sun Go Bankrupt So We Can Buy Them
11 months ago11 months ago
“Consider a Man’s Life Situated on a Frictionless, Downward Plane”: Physics Professor Not Handling His Divorce Well
12 months ago12 months ago

Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…