September 8, 2014

Headlines

“Quiet, Piggy!”: Donald Trump Denounces Consumption of Pork in Attempt to Impress Zohran Mamdani
6 hours ago6 hours ago
Trump: ABC Reporter Lucky She Not Sawed Up in Saudi Embassy
1 day ago1 day ago
Cornell Daily Sun Renamed Cornell Daily Rain Sleet Hail Snow
4 days ago4 days ago
Report: Syracuse Airport Has City, Too
5 days ago5 days ago
Wings Over Ithaca Competitor “Wings Over Crete” Sees Sharp Plummet in Sales
6 days ago6 days ago
Kotlikoff Not Sure This Best Time To Redeem Newly Acquired Mar-A-Lago Flight Voucher
1 week ago1 week ago

Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…