September 8, 2014

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Stampeding OurBus Herd Crushes Unsuspecting Subaru
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Aww! Discussion Section Classmate Says First Words
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Cornell Republicans Blame Radical Left for Shutdown of Morrison Dole Whip Machine
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National Guard Numbers Dwindle as Troops Assimilated into Greater Portland Polycule
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Flipped Classroom Professor Not Sure What’s Going On, Asks If You Have Any Idea
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Senior Still in Model UN Working Towards Killer Common App Resume
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Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…