September 8, 2014

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Okenshields Fork Crust Applauded for Contributions to Biodiversity Research
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Professor Adds Epstein Files Acknowledgement to Email Signature
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Report: No Way Ice Cream Hard Enough to Justify How Long Guy Ahead of You Has Been Scooping
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Birder Aboard Doomed Plane Gleefully Identifies Species of Goose Flying Into Engine
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Whoa, Buster! Bundle of Big Sporty Fellows in Dining Hall Sure Are Hungry
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Pope Sick
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Cornell to Increase Tuition by Two Vital Organs

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL — Following a common trend that has been taking place over the last decade, Cornell University has announced that it will be increasing student tuition by two vital organs for the 2015-2016 school year. “We understand that this move will not be popular among the students, however the costs of running a major…

Russian Roommate Won’t Stop Encroaching on Ukrainian Roommate’s Side of Room

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN– Katerina Grochenko, a senior of Ukrainian descent, is reporting that living with her Russian roommate Maria Vasileva ‘16 has been “a pure nightmare” this past week. “Maria won’t stop dumping her stuff on my side of the room. She uses my dishes and eats my food,” said the distraught Grochenko. When I ask her…