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September 17, 2014

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Cascadilla Trail Reopens In Spite of Prophecy

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago02 mins

Ithaca, N.Y.— Ominous Black clouds hung over Ithaca this Monday as the Cascadilla Gorge trail was re-opened. The trail, which cuts through college town, was closed six years ago under mysterious circumstances. Many members of the Ithaca community expressed outrage over the re-opening. “Six years ago an unspeakable evil ravaged this land,” bellowed Ithaca resident…

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Cornell Raises $4.76 Billion; Will ‘Save It For Rainy Day,’ Continue to Raise Tuition

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

DAY HALL — President David Skorton announced today that Cornell has surpassed its $4.76 billion fundraising goal set in 2006. He then announced plans to “put the money in our savings account in case of a rainy day.” “At this point, it certainly would help maintain our peace of mind if we had $4.76 billion…

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