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September 29, 2014

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Student Thinks of Female Friend ‘As a Sister’ Who He Would Still Have Sex With if Offered

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY — Sources close to Cornell Student Aaron Lau ’15 say that Lau views female friend Kaitlyn Douglas ’15 “as a sister,” but indicate that Lau “would definitely still have sex” with Douglas if she offered. “Me and Kaitlyn have been friends since freshman orientation,” Lau told CU Nooz. “At this point it’s almost…

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Hilarious Professor Says ‘F’-Word in Class

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

McGRAW HALL- Sources state that, while lecturing in his Intro to American History class, hilarious professor Curt Thomas showed off his brilliant sense of humor by saying the ‘F’-word on multiple occasions. “The first time he said [The ‘F’-word], I thought I misheard him,” said a baffled Rebecca Andrews ‘15. “I looked around at all…

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