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October 2, 2014

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Cornell Football Announces New Rivalry With Concept of Winning

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD- In an attempt to raise interest in a football program that has struggled in recent years, the Cornell football team announced today that it would begin a new rivalry with the concept of winning, starting this season. “We really just needed to get some of these Cornellians energized and excited to watch our…

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