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October 7, 2014

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Cornell Announces New Assistant Diving Coach to Nobody in Particular

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

HELEN NEWMAN- The Cornell Diving team issued a short statement today, announcing the hiring of new assistant coach Margaret Baxter to nobody really. “We’re excited to welcome Margaret Baxter to the Cornell diving family, where her previous expertise will go unnoticed by almost all of the student population,” boasted head diving coach Joe Lucia, who…

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