October 8, 2014

Dorm Fire Narrowly Averted Due to Poster 19 Inches from Ceiling

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DONLON — In what RA’s across campus are calling “The Donlon Miracle,” a potential fire was narrowly averted when building inspectors discovered a poster exactly 19 inches from the ceiling. Equipped with protractors and tape measures, building inspectors entered 4551 Donlon Hall at around 10:30 Monday morning and quickly noticed a cat poster perched dangerously…

Cassaro Reminds Students that the Semester, Like Their Youth, is Half-Over

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL – Monday, in one of her weekly emails to the student body, Denise Cassaro reminded students that the semester, as well as their youth, is already half-over. “Wow!” remarked Cassaro in her signature multi-color newsletter. “I can’t believe it! It feels like the semester just began! In just a few weeks you…

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Dorm Fire Narrowly Averted Due to Poster 19 Inches from Ceiling

Cassaro Reminds Students that the Semester, Like Their Youth, is Half-Over