November 3, 2014

Headlines

‘What Did I Miss?’ Asks Architecture Major Leaving Studio for First Time in 18 Weeks
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Student In Charge of Planning America-Themed Family Mixer
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Campus Adds New Dimension to Accommodate Class of 2020
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Hotel School Votes to Leave University in Historic Referendum
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Sophomore Acing Summer Classes, Failing Summer
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Recent Graduates Wondering Who Will Take Initiative to Clean House
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Freshman Puts Up Hard-Partying Facade for Parents’ Weekend

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

BAUER — Sources are indicating that Jacob Lifflander ’18 spent a considerable amount of time and money this weekend convincing his parents that he has been drinking and partying often while away at college. “I don’t want them to think their tuition money is going to waste,” explained the studious biology major while removing his latest…

Girl in Sexy Kitten Costume Rescued by Local Animal Shelter

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

COLLEGETOWN- Sources are reporting that the Tompkins County SPCA rescued a stray girl sporting a sexy kitten costume this Friday night. “We found Mittens shivering in a sideways box labeled ‘FREE,’ taking shelter from the rain,” said Jim Bouderau, executive director of the Tompkins County SPCA, while refilling the girl’s saucer of milk. “She was…