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November 12, 2014

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Drunk 21-Year-Old Pees Himself, Would be Considered Adult in Most of World

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

COLLEGETOWN– According to sources, senior Colin Atkins urinated himself after a night of excessive drinking late Saturday night, and would be considered a fully-grown adult with the corresponding responsibilities in many cultures. The inebriated student reportedly “shotgunned like eight or ten beers with his bros” and, if he lived in many second or third world…

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