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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood
Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall
Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam
Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases
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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood

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Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall

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Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam

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Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases

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Library to Test New “Self-Esteem” Borrowing Service

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

URIS LIBRARY — Library Director Vera Mathelson announced that Cornell will begin a trial-period for the temporary checking out of self-esteem, self-confidence, and other measures of self-worth. “We identified a deficit in Cornell students of that special kind of happiness which can only be gained through positive reinforcement and a strong sense of self-esteem. We’re…

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STUDY: Californian Students Tired of Hearing How Cold It Going to Get

Nooz Staff12 years ago01 mins

ARTS QUAD — A new study shows that Californian students are already tired of students from colder regions telling them how much colder it’s going to get. “I get it. I’m from California. I’m already wearing the warmest jacket I own. It’s going to get colder, I get it. I know how the seasons work,”…

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