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Rush Hashanah!: Fraternity Acknowledges High Holidays by Ensuring All Cocaine is Kosher
Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine
Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis
English Department Receives $12 Grant
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Library to Test New “Self-Esteem” Borrowing Service

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

URIS LIBRARY — Library Director Vera Mathelson announced that Cornell will begin a trial-period for the temporary checking out of self-esteem, self-confidence, and other measures of self-worth. “We identified a deficit in Cornell students of that special kind of happiness which can only be gained through positive reinforcement and a strong sense of self-esteem. We’re…

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STUDY: Californian Students Tired of Hearing How Cold It Going to Get

Nooz Staff12 years ago01 mins

ARTS QUAD — A new study shows that Californian students are already tired of students from colder regions telling them how much colder it’s going to get. “I get it. I’m from California. I’m already wearing the warmest jacket I own. It’s going to get colder, I get it. I know how the seasons work,”…

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