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Parents Pressure Skorton to “Get a Real Job” at Thanksgiving Dinner

Nooz Staff11 years ago03 mins

TRENTON, NJ — At his cousins’ house for Thanksgiving dinner Thursday night, President Skorton’s parents allegedly pressured him to “get a real job” and “stop living in fantasy land.” The 65 year-old reportedly got into a heated argument with his mother, Jane, and his father, Richard, about his future before dismissing them altogether and asking…

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Freshmen Definitely Enjoyed Staying on Campus for Thanksgiving

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

MARY DONLON HALL—While the vast majority of students visited home over Thanksgiving Break, reports confirm that Brian O’Connor (ILR ’18) had a great time staying in his quiet, lonely dorm the past five days. “It probably would’ve been really really nice spend time with my parents, or my dog, or my girlfriend of three years….

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