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CU Nooz’s Guide to Fraternity Rush

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago03 mins

Rush week, the week preceding each spring semester used for Greek organization formal recruitment, can be a tricky time for potential new members. Unfamiliar terms like “smokers,” “contacts,” and “bids” are thrown around while meeting an influx of new people. It’s best to be as prepared as possible for a decision that can affect the…

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Believing Ithaca to be Empty, Svante Myrick Walks Around Collegetown Naked

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago03 mins

In a story akin to classic Hans Christian Andersen folklore, Mayor Svante Myrick reportedly began his week by strolling nude throughout the streets of Ithaca. Myrick was promptly arrested for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. “I just figured no one would be around over break. I thought everyone went home for vacation.” said Myrick. At…

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