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January 28, 2015

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Eddy Street Gate Doesn’t Know What It’s Doing There Either

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN — The Eddy Street Gate released a statement saying that it, too, has no idea how it got there. The gate, originally erected in 1896, was supposed to be an entrance to Cornell’s main campus, but by some unknown mechanism is sitting in the back alley behind Cascadilla Hall. “I don’t belong here,” said…

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