February 19, 2015

IknowagirlJanet Whosthebestlittleontheplanet Reported Missing

Nooz Staff12 years ago01 mins

NORTH CAMPUS – A somber mood has struck the Cornell campus today as student IknowagirlJanet Whosthebestlittleontheplanet has been reported as missing. Local authorities have been asking members of the surrounding community if they’ve seen Ms. Whosthebestlittleontheplanet, who was last seen on Facebook two days ago but has never been seen in person. Based on her…

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Motel School Opens for Low-Achieving Hotel Students

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

STATLER HALL — Students in the School of Hotel Administration with a GPA lower than 2.0 will be moved into a less intensive motel management track, administrators announced Thursday. The new program, intended to train those interested in the hospitality industry who need a more low-key training system, is already receiving criticism from current hotel…

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February 19, 2015

IknowagirlJanet Whosthebestlittleontheplanet Reported Missing

Motel School Opens for Low-Achieving Hotel Students