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March 2, 2015

  • Cornell

Cornell Successfully Distracts Students Angry About Health Fee by Raising Tuition

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

DAY HALL — Cornell celebrated the rousing success of their plan to distract students angry about the new Health Fee by raising tuition again. “We asked ourselves, how can we get all these angry students to forget about the health fee? Then we realized — maybe they will forget about the fact that we are…

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CU Nooz’s List of Things to Do in March

Nooz Staff11 years ago01 mins

March is a slow time of the year, with the weather still cold and overcast and spring still far off. Take a look at CU Nooz’s suggestions of how to spend your time in March. The Commons has lots of cool events going on but you won’t go to any of them. Go to class….

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