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Late Housing Lottery Time-Slot Forces Skorton Off Campus

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

A.D. WHITE HOUSE — As the final moments of the housing lottery came to a close, President Skorton acknowledged his ultimate failure at securing a room on campus for the upcoming academic year. “I had hoped to block with my friend Beth Garrett because she had the best time-slot,” Skorton sighed.  “But she totally ditched…

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