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April 20, 2015

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Successful Rising Sophomore Denied Access to Pre-Enroll Pity Party

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

NORTH CAMPUS — After achieving successful enrollment in every single one of his ideal courses for Fall 2015, Tomas DiSalvo ‘18 realized with extreme anguish that he would not be allowed entry into the exclusive Pre-Enroll Pity Party. “Of course I was thrilled that all of the classes I wanted to take were open, but…

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Modest Mouse Receives Acclaim After Only ‘Float On’ Played Repeatedly

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

BARTON HALL – Audience members of yesterday’s Modest Mouse show say it was one of the best performances they had ever seen, as the band played their hit song “Float On” for the entire two hour concert. “I’m a massive fan of Modest Mouse. I’ve probably played ‘Float On’ about one-hundred times on my ipod”…

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