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Senior Hangs Out with O-Week Friends after Getting Sick of Everyone Else

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

RPCC- Senior Jessica Parker got together with her friends from her former Low Rise 6 unit for dinner at Robert Purcell Community Center this past weekend after no longer being able to tolerate her other friends. “It’s great to see these guys. It’s been way too long,” described the nostalgic civil engineer, who over time…

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