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June 27, 2015

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BREAKING: Ezra Cornell Finally Proposes to A.D. White

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

ITHACA — After the recent legalization of gay marriage by the Supreme Court on Friday, Cornell University founders Ezra Cornell and AD White were finally able to get engaged. “I was so incredibly happy when I heard the big news, but for Ezra to pop the question immediately was the icing on the cake!” exclaimed…

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