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June 28, 2015

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Supreme Court Decision Won’t Change Mom’s Opinion About Motorcycle-Riding Bradley

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

Following the Supreme Court decision this past Friday legalizing gay marriage in all 50 states, honor student Timothy Adler ’17 and notorious bad-boy Bradley announced their intention to get engaged, much to the chagrin of Adler’s mom. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m very accepting of my son and I’m thrilled about the SCOTUS decision that…

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