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Incoming Freshmen Desperately Need Movie Version of Slaughterhouse-Five

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago03 mins

NEW ROCHELLE  — With the new school year only weeks away, reports indicate that hundreds of incoming Cornell freshmen have still not read their summer reading assignment, “Slaughterhouse Five,” and have begun desperately searching online for the movie version of the novel instead. “I want to be on top of my academics this upcoming school…

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