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August 16, 2015

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What to Expect on the First Day of College

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago03 mins

Fall semester is starting soon! Here’s what you can expect coming to college for the very first day: You will meet a lot of happy, well-adjusted people, but don’t worry! Over time you will learn to see through the ruse. Moving into your dorm will be a struggle, so give up and move back home….

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