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“What I Did For Summer Break” by Svante Myrick

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Alumni Dad Shows Son Old Sex and Drug Hangout Spot

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

FALL CREEK GORGE — Earlier this morning, alumni father Arthur Carrington ’79 took his son Alexander down by Fall Creek to show him where he and his old college friends used to do lots of drugs and have lots of sex. “There used to be a big tree here where we’d meet up,” explained Carrington…

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