August 23, 2015 – CU Nooz

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Op-Ed: Oops! Not All That Depression was Seasonal
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Lab Partner Swears “It Feels Better Without Gloves”
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Op-Ed: My Candle Ritual Would Have Made My Situationship Like Me Back If the Fire Inspection Guys Hadn’t Confiscated It
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Student at Palantir Event Offended By Implication They Support Palantir
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Short Ginger Friend Hides Box of Edibles at End of Rainbow
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“It’s 6 O’clock Somewhere”: Upperclassman Begs to Not Pay Bus Fare
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Seniors Ready To Begin Final Fun Months of Life

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN – With the new school year beginning, seniors across the Cornell campus have been described as being “fully prepared” and “excited” for the final few fun months of their life. “Wow, the past three years have gone by in a flash. But now I’m ready to have a great senior year, maybe take a…

Students Can’t Wait To Learn What Fee University Imposes This Year

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – Helplessly buzzing with anticipation over their next tuition supplement, returning students are on the edge of their seats to find out what fee Cornell will charge them this year. “Personally, my bet’s with something clothing related, like a Hat Fee,” speculated Senior Gavin Treyhoust, who went on to explain that a potential…