August 24, 2015 – CU Nooz

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Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair
2 days ago2 days ago
Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag
2 days ago2 days ago
New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene
3 days ago3 days ago
Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree
7 days ago
University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though
1 week ago1 week ago
E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
1 week ago1 week ago

Alert Email Warns Students of Rogue Kathy Zoner

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA – An email received by students and faculty this morning provided a warning that during the previous night, a rogue Kathy Zoner had been seen at large in Collegetown. “At 11:45 yesterday evening, a figure later determined to be Cornell Chief of Police Kathy Zoner was reported to be wreaking havoc outside of Collegetown…

Nest-less Campus Birds Seen Eagerly Eyeing Boris Johnson’s Hair

Last Remaining Senior Days Event Just Bottle of Liquor in Paper Bag

New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene

Dim-Witted Bird Chooses Uris Hall as Nesting Site Instead of Beautiful, Flowering Tree

University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

Alert Email Warns Students of Rogue Kathy Zoner