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August 26, 2015

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Tapestry Helps Roommates Feel Comfortable Telling Racist Jokes

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

NORTH CAMPUS- Reports are indicating that after attending the 7 p.m. Tapestry session at the Schwartz Center’s Kiplinger Theater, freshmen roommates Jared Dirienzo, Ian Thomas, and Shawn Kilpatrick have become comfortable enough around one another to tell racist jokes. “When you first meet your roommates, things can be kind of weird. You have to get…

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Freshman Bummed To Be in Forced 3200-Person Dorm Room

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

JAMESON HALL – Upon arriving at Cornell this past week to begin his collegiate career, Vishwajit Patel ’19 discovered that he was unfortunately placed into a forced 3200-person room in Jameson Hall. “Man, I requested to be placed into a double, but now I’m stuck sharing my room with 3,199 other people. This blows,” said…

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