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August 27, 2015

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Denice Cassaro Kept Awake at Night, Haunted by Student Unconnected to Community

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

WILLARD-STRAIGHT HALL – Denice Cassaro lay awake all night haunted by the specter of a bored student who, in the absence of any fun events on campus, just went to bed early. “I’ve worked so hard to make sure that students are aware of the fun, engaging community events happening around them at all times…

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Hungover Senior Finally Wakes Up From Slope Day Stupor

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

LIBE SLOPE — After blacking out during the Slope Day concert, graduated senior Benjamin Chambers ’15 has finally awoken from his alcohol induced slumber that began this past May. “That was the craziest Slope Day ever! How long was I out for, like a day?” exclaimed Chambers, who has until today been unconsciously resting on…

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