September 1, 2015

Spartan Race Obstacle Course to Feature Giving Up Early

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

McGOVERN FIELDS — As setup for this weekend’s Spartan College Classic obstacle course commences, organizers of the event have revealed one of the most challenging obstacles of the race will be the decision of whether or not to give up early and go home. After ten minutes of crawling through mud, participants in the Spartan…

Quartercarder Intently Awaiting Next Victim

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA — Quartercard distributor for Cornell Pep Band Liza Chan ’17 is quietly lurking outside the doors to Willard Straight, eagerly awaiting the spoils of the next innocent passerby. “Here come the little lambs, ripe for the taking” whispered Chan, slowly licking her thin, cold lips at the sight of the freshmen exiting Okenshields…

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September 1, 2015

Spartan Race Obstacle Course to Feature Giving Up Early

Quartercarder Intently Awaiting Next Victim